前言：
乔治有个秘密
大战后一个月，弗雷德回到了陋居
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“这是个大恶作剧，可别让别人知道了！我会在我21岁生日那天出现，然后吓所有人一大跳！”
他说这话时，乔治20岁，弗雷德20岁
现在，祝乔治49岁生日快乐！弗雷德20岁生日快乐！
“妈妈，哥哥他又对着镜子说话了
粉双子这么久都没整理过已知资料，那就整一下当生贺吧，生贺图肝了一通宵都没肝出来喜欢的，就不挂了
PART1.语录：
1. "George,"
"I think we have grown up without a full-time education.”
"Yes, I have always thought so.”
"Now it's time to test our abilities in the real world, what do you think?”
"Not so bad at all.”
"A broomstick is flying!”
"We will not see you again again.”
"Yeah, don't bother keeping in touch.”
"If anyone wants to buy a portable swamp, the upstairs demonstration one, just go to 93 Wesley, Diagon Lane,"
"That's our store location!”
"Hogwarts students can simply swear to drive the old bat away with our products.”
“乔治，”
“我觉得我们已经长大了，不用接受全日制教育了。”
“是啊，我也一直这么想。”
“现在该到现实社会中检验一下我们的才干了，你说呢？”
“一点儿也不错。”
“飞天扫帚飞来！”
“我们不会跟你再见了。”
“对，别费心保持联络了。”
“要是有谁想购买便携式沼泽，就是楼上演示的那种，到对角巷93号－－韦斯莱笑料魔法店去就行了，”
“那是我们的店址！”
“霍格沃茨的学生只要发誓用我们的产品赶走这只老蝙蝠，就可以享受优惠价。”
2."I can't believe it!I can't believe it!Oh, Ron, it was so amazing!monitor!Everyone in the family is a senior leader!”
"What are Fred and I?Is the neighbor next door?”
“我真不敢相信！我真不敢相信！哦，罗恩，真是太棒了！级长！家里的每个人都是级长！”
“弗雷德和我算什么？隔壁邻居吗？”
3."Can't hear clearly, do you think we should take the risk and use the tailwind ear?”
"It is worth it,"
"I can slip upstairs and get a pair for--"
"We are not the place to hide the stolen goods!”
"Good to hear mom scold someone.”
"Finally, the roaring object is not us, what a wonderful change ah.”
“听不清楚，你想我们该不该冒险，用用顺风耳？”
“许是值得吧，”
“我可以溜到楼上去拿一对来－－”
“我们不是窝藏赃物的地方！” 这时韦斯莱夫人的话
“真高兴听到妈妈责骂别人。”
“好不容易，吼叫的对象不是我们，多美妙的改变啊。”
4. & quot; Oh, Percy, you are a prefect!You should have told us that we didn't know anything!”
"Slow, I think, I remember he said, said ——" once
"Maybe two ——" s
"Wait a moment for the ——"
"A whole summer of talking about ——"
"哎呀，珀西，你原来是级长呀！你早该告诉我们，我们一点都不知道呢！”
“慢着，我想，我记得他说过，说过一次——”
“说不定是两次——”
“等一会儿——”
“说了整整一个夏天呢——”
5."Oh, mother,"
"If the Hogg Express train is destroyed tomorrow and George and I die, what should you think that the last word we hear from you is a groundless accusation?”
“哎呀，妈妈，”
“如果明天霍格袄茨特快列车被撞毁，我和乔治都死了，你想到我们从你这儿听到的最后一句话是毫无根据的指责，你的心里该是什么滋味啊？”
6."It's secret and doesn't know until the ministry decides to make it public.”
"Mr.Crouch is right not to divulge secrets easily.”
"Oh, you will shut yourself up, Wetherby.”
“这是机密，要等部里决定公开的时候才能知道。”
“克劳奇先生不轻易泄露机密是对的。”
“哦，你闭嘴吧，韦瑟比。”
7."We were going to shut him up in the pyramid,"
"Too bad that my mother found out.”
“我们原来是要把他关到金字塔里来着，”
“可惜让妈妈发现了。”
8."Fred, you will go first.”
"Mother, I'm George!Fred is there!How are you being a mom of ……"
"softly chant!George, sorry, I ……"
"Well, mom, make a joke, I'm Fred!”
“弗雷德，你先走。”
“妈妈，我是乔治！弗雷德在那！你是怎么当妈妈的……”
“哦！乔治，对不起，我……”
“好了，妈妈，开个玩笑，我是弗雷德!”
9."It seems like someone is suffering!”
"You have to deal with the heart spell!”
"To be silly, Neville, that is illegal,"
"They can't spell on the warriors.I rather think it sounds something like Percy is singing... and maybe you're going to attack him while he takes the shower, Harry.”
“好像是什么人在受折磨！”
“你要对付的是钻心咒！”
“被说傻话，纳威，那是不合法的，”
“他们不能在勇士身上念钻心咒。我倒觉得这声音有点像珀西在唱歌……说不定你要在他冲澡的时候去袭击他，哈利。”
10."Well, the lads.”
"And also, all the girls.”
"And also, all the girls.”
"It's time.”
"This important moment.”
"The moment that we have all been waiting for.”
"We already remember Oliver's speech very well.”
"We were on the team last year.”
"Shut yourself up, you two.”
"This is the best team for Gryffindor in so many years.We'll win.I know.”
"Not good enough for you.”
“好了，小伙子们。”
“还有姑娘们。”
“还有姑娘们。”
“是时候了。”
“这个重要的时刻。”
“我们大家一直在等待的时刻。”
“奥利弗的讲话我们已经记得烂熟。”
“我们去年就在队里。”
“闭嘴，你们两个。”
“这是格兰芬多这么多年来最好的一支队伍。我们会赢的。我知道。”
“要不够你们受的。”
11."I don't know if to go to this game, and if Zakrice Smith beat us, I might kill myself.”
"It is much more likely to kill him.”
“我不知道要不要去看这场比赛，如果扎卡赖斯·史密斯打败了我们，我可能会自杀的。”
“杀了他更可能。”
12. "I must never sell it to our sister, especially you have now hot with five boys in a row... this is us from ……"
(" The nonsense you heard from Ron. What is that?”）
"The dwarf pu.But don't change the subject!What's going about Dean Thomas?”
(" yes.But there is no doubt that at least on the last time I saw him he was just a boy, not five.”）
“我决不能把它卖给我们的妹妹，特别是你现在已经连续与五个男孩打得火热……这是我们从……”
（“这是你们从罗恩那里听来的胡说八道的鬼话，那是什么？”）
“侏儒蒲。不过你别转移话题呀！迪安·托马斯是怎么回事？”
（“是的。可是毫无疑问至少在我上次见到他的时候他还只是一个男孩，而不是五个。”）
PART2.感言：
它可以让曾经海誓山盟的恋人成为陌路，可能让曾经近在咫尺的两个人阴阳两隔。谁也说不准会发生什么。
罗琳说敲完最后一个单词的一瞬自己的泪水瞬间决堤，她自己都不敢相信终结这个词会出现在这个系列。而书外的我们，也不敢相信匆忙之间光阴已经过去了很久。
这一对韦斯莱家的双胞胎、罗恩的哥哥们很早就出场了。整个哈利波特系列，凡是引人发笑的桥段，必定以他们俩为主角。有弗雷德就有乔治，有乔治就有弗雷德，只要有他们，无论是多么沉重的情景也能瞬间轻松许多。这一点在七部书中体现的淋漓尽致，比如第六部，在伏地魔恐怖的黑色威压下，他们的笑话店毫无忌惮贴出了一则广告：
——你为什么害怕神秘人？你应该害怕——便秘仁！便秘的感觉折磨着国人！
书中哈利笑的前仰后合，书外的我也笑的前仰后合。先前的压抑气氛一扫而光。他们如此的搞笑，以至于前几部，我都怀疑JK罗琳写他们仅仅是为全书增添点笑料而已。
可看完第七部，不得不为这个猜想打了个大叉号。搞笑归搞笑，在大义这一边，他们的确是英雄。为了正义与信念，乔治失掉了一只耳朵，而弗雷德则大步走向了死亡。
“你真是在开玩笑，珀西......我好像很久没听你开玩笑了，自从你——”
说完这最后一句玩笑话，弗雷德绽开的灿烂笑容还没有消失，死神便突兀的降临了。
弗雷德的两只眼睛空洞地瞪着，脸上还留着最后的一丝笑容。
与小天狼星一样，这两个天不怕地不怕的人，都是以最灿烂的笑容来迎接死亡。
怎么以前没有在意到弗雷德和乔治的动人之处呢？
他们在哈利最无助的时候陪在了他的身边；他们在全校师生饱受乌姆里奇折辱的时候挺身而出；他们为哈利同别人大打出手；他们坚定不移地信任哈利的任何话；他们给了哈利一份勇气，给这阴霾的天空添了一道明媚的光。
他们是夜空中最耀眼的双子星。
PART3.各类同人里的神仙句子
目前已知较少，只有9段，欢迎投稿！
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